Are you sure you are at the right terminal Avatar?!
Your two worlds will be crushed, Britannia first, then Earth!
Nystul sends his greetings Avatar!
It seems you are missed here Avatar! In fact I think I hear Lord British calling your name!
At his very moment, Britannia burns!
I see you have grasped the basics of geometery!
I am the true Guardian of Britannia!
Muhahahahaha!
Where's my cookies and milk Avatar!
I am the conquerer of worlds!
You are heading the wrong way Avatar!
Damn you Avatar! Damn you!
I do so enjoy the sounds of torment.
Yes Avatar. Seek a way home!
Care you no more for your own world Avatar?
You should hear the pleas for help Avatar!
Hurry Avatar!  After all, you have only all eternity to complete your task!
Ah Avatar, the thrill of conquest is so invigorating!
Your treasured Britannia succumbs easily!  Soon all the land will be mine!
Will your precious Earth fall so easily?
Enjoying your stay on Pagan, Avatar?
Batlin, have you noticed that my features are quite muppet-like?
I will subvert you with my Guardian mind tricks!
It's time to play the music.  It's time to light the lights.  It's time to get things started on the Muppet Show tonight.
What ya talkin about Batman?!
You have been a thorn in my side for far too long Avatar.  Your two worlds will be crushed!  Britannia first, then Earth...  I will parade you before your conquered people as the fallen idol of a pathetic ideal.  I banish you to the world of Pagan.  No one here knows of the Avatar...